Michaela
"We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at hiding it"

2nd September 2014

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imtheupperclass:

if you harass and become vitriolic with people online, don’t fall back on your age and try and use that as an excuse for people not giving you shit back

you wanted to put on your big kid panties, now you gotta keep em on

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2nd September 2014

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2nd September 2014

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dvtcre8s:

Conwy Castle, Wales.

dvtcre8s:

Conwy Castle, Wales.

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2nd September 2014

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cooba22:

This one wins

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2nd September 2014

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88ifyouonlyknew3:

Isn’t that the most adorable little puppy you’ve ever seen?!?! Oh my goodness I can’t take that extreme amount of cute or I might melt!

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2nd September 2014

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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2nd September 2014

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liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

image

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2nd September 2014

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thugmufffin:

mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am

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2nd September 2014

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2nd September 2014

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[whispers] i miss harry potter

[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER

[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER

[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER

[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER

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2nd September 2014

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horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com


arizona joins the aesthetic movement

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

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2nd September 2014

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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2nd September 2014

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Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

portionsforfoxes:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

holy shit

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1st September 2014

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sixpenceee:

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

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1st September 2014

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thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT