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if you harass and become vitriolic with people online, don’t fall back on your age and try and use that as an excuse for people not giving you shit back
you wanted to put on your big kid panties, now you gotta keep em on
Conwy Castle, Wales.
This one wins
Isn’t that the most adorable little puppy you’ve ever seen?!?! Oh my goodness I can’t take that extreme amount of cute or I might melt!
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we all have a favorite eyebrow
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when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something
mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am
[whispers] i miss harry potter
[murmurs] i miSS HARRY POTTER
[exclaims] i misS HARRY POTTER
[yells] I MISS HARRY POTTER
[sCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS WITH A MEGAPHONE] I MISS HARRY POTTER
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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arizona joins the aesthetic movement
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Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.
So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.
She refused to fix my grade.
In the end, she shit herself on stage.
I didn’t regret it.
Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist.
CANT RISK IT
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