do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’
plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T
I DONT THINK I COULD HAVE HIT REBLOG ANY FASTER
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
Source: The Huffington Post
if youre sweaty and you try to touch me i will call the police
unless you’re hot then its ok you can touch me WHENEVer you want
WHY DO PEOPLE SIMPLY REFUSE TO TAKE ONE DIRECTION SERIOUSLY BC OF THEIR MUSIC OR BC THEY’RE A BOYBAND WITH CUTE FACES LIKE THEY MAKE PEOPLE SO HAPPY AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY SO TALENTED THIS IS AN ISSUE THAT MUST BE RESOLVED
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
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have you ever seen somebody so impossibly attractive that you completely question their existence and wonder how it’s even possible to look that good
when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything
Lohanthony with a fan
omg wait wtf he’s that famous
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
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