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Can’t wait for their collab
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I hate when people ask me what I’ll be doing tomorrow.
punchline coming December 31, 2019
oh no I forgot
well, hindsight i
AN ORIGINAL 2020 JOKE
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kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable
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has this been done yet
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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.
It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winning™️
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LITERAL MONTHS HOLY SHIT
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i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can’t say “the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy” but how else am i supposed to describe it
this is the definition of living deliciously
This is Dragon Resting It’s Head On The Lap of a Woman by Robert Leinweber
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Everyone needs to understand that the capitalist class would rather kill all life on Earth, including, ultimately themselves, then give up their money or their power. This isn’t a hypothetical thing, by the way; the oil companies have already made that choice.
this really really isn’t exaggeration because every single time legislation is introduced that would protect the environment, protect workers, protect human health or make products more effective, business owners fight it tooth and nail and that includes when it can be mathematically proven to have either a negligible effect on their profits or even make them more money in the long run after taking a MINUTE, temporary hit.
They don’t even want to do better later. They want every single fucking penny they’re able to get today, and only today, no matter who loses a home or gets cancer or what goes completely fucking extinct.
This is almost universally true. When you find a huge monopoly willing to let one thing get better you’ll almost always find that they’re doing ten worse things to make up the money and complied with the one nice gesture so they can look good and attract more customers. This isn’t “conspiracy theory” shit but all out in the open.
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Eat tree
Consume plant
vegies
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hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved
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There is no way we find out kellyanne has COVID this wayyyyyyyyjajjdenkdm fee ldkfdmfmfmfmf
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*looks at bad selfie* art is subjective
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slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
He nyooms
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I wasn’t lying
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